You are my dearest girlfriend Jane,
Who deserves to be celebrated with Champagne.
You cause my emotions to behave insane,
Now my life will never be the same.
A condition of a captured brain,
From your presence I cannot refrain.
So in your life I hope to remain,
Because at last I’m as right as rain.
Without you my days are filled with pain,
My love will never ever wane.
You run through my every vein,
A tendency I cannot explain.
I’m not about to complain,
As you make me fly like an aeroplane.
Even though I don’t look like Shane,
My thoughts like her I cannot restrain.
From you I do not want to abstain,
You are my cherished Queen who came,
To forever in my life reign.
So please always remain the same,
YOU ARE MY DEAREST LOVER JANE!